Men, You’ve Come a Long Way—Comedic Nugget

We women like to think that when it comes to multi-tasking we lord it over the opposite sex. Yes, we do the carpools, take care of the kids, prepare meals, do the laundry, clean the house and often have full-time jobs outside the home. BUT given recent events, these tasks seem really mundane…chump change when compared to the kind of multi-tasking in which our male counterparts  are partaking. How do we stack up against the likes of Mark Sanford, Elliott Spitzer, John Edwards and Tiger Woods? What these men did was mind-boggling. And the juggling? It’s hard to fathom. Researching a new path to the Appalachian Trail via Argentina while governing AND finding time to meet one’s soul mate…Fighting crime, running a state AND booking one’s own escorts and rooms (add a few points for saving time finding local talent, instead relying upon tried and true resources from one’s own home town)…Finding the best hair stylists on the planet FOR YOURSELF while running for president, hiring and scheduling time for film makers, storytelling  on Nightline, making videos, running two households AND bonus points for not wasting time with condoms…And finally we come to the mother of, or should I say father of, all multi-taskers…Becoming one of the best athletes of all time, earning bajillions in endorsements, developing and living several identities without anyone noticing, having ready “partners” in every part of the U.S.  (living one’s own Big Love without the complexities of living together) AND adding precious minutes to the day by not erasing text messages or talking to police. We women are pikers!! Where is Oprah when we need her?Merely running a media empire. You can do more! Hillary…Mom, wife, lawyer, First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State…puhlease…how much effort does that really take? Come on ladies…get it together…there is work to be done!!


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