Mind Your Own Business—Comedic Nugget

 

So, I’ve been trying to lose a few pounds. My friends and family give me the standard, “you look fine. You were too skinny before.” Yeah, right.  People close to you might not be able to tell you the truth, but sometimes truth comes from unexpected places…your food. The other morning I reached for a banana from the bunch sitting on top of my refrigerator and what did I find…a label on that one banana saying, “lose weight.”  Excuse me…Lose weight? Do you think I’d be eating bananas if I was trying to pack on the pounds? Why not put this label on the gallon of  Häagen-Dazs sitting in my freezer?  What’s next, a “stay sober” button on my bottle of Jack Daniels …a “read a book” bulletin from my TV? I just ask.

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